one day, yx is watching an eleven-some porn with a mixture of humans and animals! (LOL!)
*after the video finish*
he tried playing left for dead to calm himself down but all his efforts were to no avail.
he then went to bed with the porn in his head.
yx: *ahh~* im so horny i want to dig my nose.
yx: i can't take it anymore!!! help!~ get an elephant from the zoo and make it sit on me so that i won't think about it!
yx: i want to moan out loud but i can't!!! if not later people hear/see me, they'll get horny too! or maybe i should just find someone to "help" me.....
yx: hmm.. my good friend chongyou might be able to help and im sure he wouldn't mind. *slap himself* no no! cannot! im not gay! even thought he is.... (:P)
yx: wow. but he's so attractive~ i can't take it anymore!!! i feel like smashing the bear until bei er can't recognise it and think that it's a yellow, out-of-shape fishball.
yx then made his move on chongyou. at first, cy seems really excited.
but then he was kinda traumatized after the whole experience. (LOL)
conclusion, yx is satisfied. LOL.
*THE END*~ spend for like 15mins to think and improve on it. LOL! ok. i know it's a bit sick. oh well.
for entertaining purpose!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
have a pretty good one this year i think? LOL. spent dunno how many hours sleeping -.- and of course having fun! :D
yesterday went to bei er's place for steamboat, countdown and stay over! with yx, cy, my and jorene. me, yx and my go earlier to deal with the food. lol! started eating at around 7plus? after that go home bathe then come back again.
brought my rabbit there. used com, eat, play with rabbit, play monopoly, viwawa and some other stuffs? play until 6plus in the morning then everyone knock out le. was planning to wake up at around 8am but everyone wake up at 10plus -.- LOL. play L4D a while, take a few pics then go home le loh.
ok. anyway, yesterday went to have dinner with chongyou, bei er and munyee. eat finish then go mac eat ice cream while waiting for beier to cut finish her hair. after that, went playground to play the see-saw AGAIN! LOL. seriously pity bei er when she's playing it with chongyou. and whatever comes out of beier sounds so wrong
"ahh!~ omg! chongyou! stop stop! pain!" LOL!
recorded the video but was very dark. laugh until cannot take it. play and chat until 10pm then it start to rain. then ask my mom to bring umbrella then go home :P
it's a good song and she's really pretty!
Anyway, yesterday went to amk to have lunch and watch new moon with bei er and yong xiang. well, the ending of the movie is really abrupt but taylor lautner is really very hot. LOL! after watch finish, go back northpoint walk awhile then meet my sis and father for dinner and another movie. bodyguard and assassin! loads of big actors in it. the movie not bad for me? lol. watch finish then go back home le loh.
today went to IMH for CIP! :D was very late. 2pm suppose to meet, i 2.05pm then board the stupid slow bus. got to IMH, brief a while, went to the men's ward. before going in, they were looking at us like as if we're the animals in the zoo. went in to interact with them after that. well, kinda fun in a way? lol. si rui damn pro. ask one patient for 4D and Toto number -.- then i got ordered by a patient to play mahjong with them when i dun even know how to play AT ALL. tried to escape but the person can remember my face T.T then no choice loh. play with a bit of guide from amanda, janice and another patient. LOL. oh oh. i win that round somemore! HAHAHA! beginner's luck? played once then i run off to see ppl play chinese chess. finish CIP and de-brief then go back home le loh. :D
don't contact me anymore. please.
Let's start with a good news! :D At least it is for me. LOL. Mariah Carey hit the TOP spot in Billboard for the Hot 100 songs of the DECADE!!! It's like my favourite song! WE BELONG TOGETHER!!! (Yup, it's even hotter than songs like Low and Apologise). The same song hit number one also for Radio hits of the decade. The artist herself is ranked number 11 for artist of the decade. Oh. Eminem is ranked first -.- WHY?!?!?! okay nvm. LOL.
this is the prove for all i said~
http://www.billboard.com/#/charts-decade-end/hot-100-songs?year=2009
Yesterday went to expo with Rui Ling and Kim Lei for the invigilation job just for one day though. Instructions given are kinda confusing but it's actually quite simple when applying them. Haha! Had an hour break, so went to get food. Amazingly, RL's Nasi Lemak cost $6 just for the chicken wing, otah and other one which i forgot what it is. Eat finish, went back to work. The paper is 3hours! Didn't understand how the candidate can sit there 3hours straight. Exam finish, went back home.
Today, went out with Edison for a while? Before meeting, I go bishan buy movie tickets first then was suppose to go AMK hub to meet him. After buying it, went down to take the train back to AMK but I took the wrong escalator down which goes to the Marina Bay's route. (Laugh all you want Munyee. LOL) So I have to go up again.
Then suddenly got a SMS from edison saying "turn around". Then I thought it's a prank or something but I still turned -.- then saw him loh. Go have lunch first then go play poooooool!!! He's the overall winner of course. Daaaaaaamn pro. HAHA! (planning to hit the ball with the cue, but the cue flew over the ball and... Tada~ SCORE!)
After play finish then go watch Couples Retreat! Overall, quite funny. At the yoga part, SUPER FUNNY! LOL. Oh gosh. I think CY will laugh until he choke on his own saliva like the previous time we watched The House Bunny. Oops~ After watch finish then go have dinner loh. I didn't eat though. Lol. That pretty much end my day already :D
Well, after reading this, my conclusion is, you're a failure. Learnt a lesson. but oh well, it really has nothing to do with me anymore. So, good luck to all the other girls out there! :D Seriously, god bless the girl that he's interested in making fun of and suay suay got feelings for him. Hope she won't experience the same thing like I did.60 A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything – ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you knowWE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. DON’T lie to her
27. DON’T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT’S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If shes upset, comfort her.REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possibleMAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back–feels good
47. Give her your coat if she’s cold–thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger–feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON’T poke her hard…but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing…talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind–loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don’t ignore her or be nerveous around her–everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you’ll be good to go. ;D
On a lighter note, MST IS OVERRRRRR!!! oh god. I'm super happy. Got soooooo many things for me to do!!! WAHAHAHA!~ Next week is totally PACKED!
Sueñas con un amor
Puro, sin condición
Fuerte, eterno como el sol
Con el que se dibuja una pasión
Sueñas con un amor
Limpio, con devoción
Libre, sacar las alas del corazón
Y Volar a dónde anida la pasión
[Chorus:]
La pasión, es como un viento inquieto
Que se convierte en libertad
Es saber que hay alguien más que vive
Deseando poderte encontrar
Es viajar sin miedo entre las estrellas y la inmensidad
Es atravesar el fuego, caminar sobre las aguas
Convertir un sueño en realidad
La pasión es ésa fuerza inmensa
Que mueve a toda la creación
Es saber que alguien te está esperando
Mas allá dónde se oculta el sol
Es borrar por siempre de tí la palabra soledad
Son dos almas que se unen llegando así a la eternidad
Nunca te faltará
Alguien en quien confiar
Un ángel que de la mano te llevará
A descubrir un mundo de pasión
[Repeat chorus]
Vives con un amor
Fuerte y sin condición
Libre y ponerle alas al corazón
Volar adónde anida la pasión
